Party Favors 2025
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The Day the Earth Stood Still (Arashi (Band))
written by
KitKaos, performed by
daisydiversions,
KitKaos,
TimeWizardPodfics,
masked_madness, and
bluedreaming, audio edited by
Avanie
Summary: "It’s been three days and several hours since the blackout. A few hospitals have finally gotten stable emergency operations going with the help of the Self-Defense Forces, but do prepare for a long wait. Any and all civilian electricity is still down. So if you hear this, people, sit tight, look out for each other and stay safe out there!"
in the bag (Mamamoo)
written by
resistate, performed by
the24thkey
Summary: ‘I want you to help me make a video,’ said Yongsun.
‘What kind of video?’ said Byulyi. It was obvious what kind, based on all the figure skating equipment on the table, but Byulyi wanted to hear what Yongsun had to say. Especially since this was the first time she’d said anything about any of this.
Dancing with the devil [text, audio] (Kuroshitsuji | Black Butler)
written by
Big_bunbun, performed by
GarlicKip
....Captain Rogers can text? (Marvel Cinematic Universe)
written by
vamprav, performed by
wjgravity
Summary: What if Steve actually texted Tony for help rather than, you know, going radio silent and dumping thousands of national secrets all over the internet?
Please Please Fall In Love (陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon))
written and performed by
nonplussed
Summary: Opening Theme Song for the Visual Novel Gusu Summer Camp: A Dating Sim - Expanded Edition
Walk Back To Me (魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV))
written and performed by
nonplussed
Summary:
Will you walk, Will you walk,
Will you walk back to me
We were the twin prides of Yunmeng
You and me
AUTOMATON TAKEOVER !! (LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022))
written by
VyeeDoesWrite, performed by
legonerd
Summary: Zane is a human– the others are not. That's just how life is.
Fifty Ways to Peeve Your Brother (Sherlock (TV))
written by
ChrisCalledMeSweetie, performed by
GhostOfNuggetsPast
Summary: Sherlock wants to annoy Mycroft. John wants the same...and more.
Today on HUNTR/X Number One Podcast: Are the Saja Boys demons??? (KPop Demon Hunters (2025))
written by
PresidentHades, performed by
Annapods
Summary: A HUNTR/X podcaster talks about her newest conspiracy theory: The Saja Boys are demons! It sounds crazy, but hear her out.
Blankets and beddings (The Iliad - Homer)
written by
GwenChan, performed by
SerenaEW,
GwenChan,
ivylaughed,
lyraonyx,
Bubbleskat,
farkenshnoffingottom,
blackglass, and
septemberbells
Summary: The Trojans prepare for the siege
[podfic + fic] the skating rink (Perfect Days (Movie 2023))
written by
resistate, performed by
Jellyfishgalaxies
Summary: It wasn’t a real skating rink.
Magnum Opus (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)
written by
writerproblem193, performed by
horchata
Summary: Jadzia is perhaps drunk and also a musical prodigy. Sisko will definitely appreciate her new magnum opus.
A Celebration That is Definitely Not a Birthday Celebration (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)
written by
RisalSoran, performed by
BardicRaven
Summary: Garak knew that Humans celebrated the anniversary of their respective days of birth. He had observed Humans express disappointment if their respective birthdays had been 'forgotten' -by which some meant no one had offered them a congratulatory greeting upon the occasion, and others meant that no one had offered them a 'birthday celebration'. Yet he also knew that Julian did not enjoy celebrating his birthday, or being reminded of his birthday in any way.
That was a problem.
Garak did not know the solution - but perhaps he could come up with one.
Sunrise in the Arboretum (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)
written by
RisalSoran, performed by
BardicRaven
Summary: Garak invites Julian to join him in the Arboretum early in the morning. Julian agrees - but Garak didn't tell him why he wanted them to meet there so early.
Julian hopes to find out the reason.
Arboretum: A Circle of Yarn 🧶 (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)
written by
RisalSoran, performed by
BardicRaven
Summary: 🧶 😺 🧶 🧶 🐈 🧶 🧶 😺 🧶
Garak looked around the Arboretum, pleased. Surrounding him was the peace of growing things, among which was a group of people diligently working at their knitting.
🧶 😺 🧶 🧶 🐈 🧶 🧶 😺 🧶
Yaatree: Education (Original Work)
written by
BardicRaven, performed by
BardicRaven,
KitKaos, and
OneGoldenRaptor
Pluto and Charon (Star Trek: Voyager)
written by
AdmiredDisorder, performed by
idella
Summary: Something in the way she leans against the cushions, the light catching her hair, makes him wonder about that sense he's had, from the moment he saw her, that he knew her from somewhere. Not truly, more like she's someone he'd passed on the street, or had waited in the same lobby with. Perhaps they'd shared a transport once. Sat together...
written by
Summary: "It’s been three days and several hours since the blackout. A few hospitals have finally gotten stable emergency operations going with the help of the Self-Defense Forces, but do prepare for a long wait. Any and all civilian electricity is still down. So if you hear this, people, sit tight, look out for each other and stay safe out there!"
in the bag (Mamamoo)
written by
Summary: ‘I want you to help me make a video,’ said Yongsun.
‘What kind of video?’ said Byulyi. It was obvious what kind, based on all the figure skating equipment on the table, but Byulyi wanted to hear what Yongsun had to say. Especially since this was the first time she’d said anything about any of this.
Dancing with the devil [text, audio] (Kuroshitsuji | Black Butler)
written by
....Captain Rogers can text? (Marvel Cinematic Universe)
written by
Summary: What if Steve actually texted Tony for help rather than, you know, going radio silent and dumping thousands of national secrets all over the internet?
Please Please Fall In Love (陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon))
written and performed by
Summary: Opening Theme Song for the Visual Novel Gusu Summer Camp: A Dating Sim - Expanded Edition
Walk Back To Me (魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV))
written and performed by
Summary:
Will you walk, Will you walk,
Will you walk back to me
We were the twin prides of Yunmeng
You and me
AUTOMATON TAKEOVER !! (LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022))
written by
Summary: Zane is a human– the others are not. That's just how life is.
Fifty Ways to Peeve Your Brother (Sherlock (TV))
written by
Summary: Sherlock wants to annoy Mycroft. John wants the same...and more.
Today on HUNTR/X Number One Podcast: Are the Saja Boys demons??? (KPop Demon Hunters (2025))
written by
Summary: A HUNTR/X podcaster talks about her newest conspiracy theory: The Saja Boys are demons! It sounds crazy, but hear her out.
Blankets and beddings (The Iliad - Homer)
written by
Summary: The Trojans prepare for the siege
[podfic + fic] the skating rink (Perfect Days (Movie 2023))
written by
Summary: It wasn’t a real skating rink.
Magnum Opus (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)
written by
Summary: Jadzia is perhaps drunk and also a musical prodigy. Sisko will definitely appreciate her new magnum opus.
A Celebration That is Definitely Not a Birthday Celebration (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)
written by
Summary: Garak knew that Humans celebrated the anniversary of their respective days of birth. He had observed Humans express disappointment if their respective birthdays had been 'forgotten' -by which some meant no one had offered them a congratulatory greeting upon the occasion, and others meant that no one had offered them a 'birthday celebration'. Yet he also knew that Julian did not enjoy celebrating his birthday, or being reminded of his birthday in any way.
That was a problem.
Garak did not know the solution - but perhaps he could come up with one.
Sunrise in the Arboretum (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)
written by
Summary: Garak invites Julian to join him in the Arboretum early in the morning. Julian agrees - but Garak didn't tell him why he wanted them to meet there so early.
Julian hopes to find out the reason.
Arboretum: A Circle of Yarn 🧶 (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)
written by
Summary: 🧶 😺 🧶 🧶 🐈 🧶 🧶 😺 🧶
Garak looked around the Arboretum, pleased. Surrounding him was the peace of growing things, among which was a group of people diligently working at their knitting.
🧶 😺 🧶 🧶 🐈 🧶 🧶 😺 🧶
Yaatree: Education (Original Work)
written by
Pluto and Charon (Star Trek: Voyager)
written by
Summary: Something in the way she leans against the cushions, the light catching her hair, makes him wonder about that sense he's had, from the moment he saw her, that he knew her from somewhere. Not truly, more like she's someone he'd passed on the street, or had waited in the same lobby with. Perhaps they'd shared a transport once. Sat together...
Filk Broken Telephone 2025
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We highly recommend listening to these by starting with the first work in each chain and going in order!
Chain 1
[filk] tridentari girl (The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir)
written and performed by
olive2read
Summary: Coronabeth is a Tridentari Girl in an Undying World
set to Aqua's Barbie Girl
Gideon Is On the Menu (The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir)
written and performed by
minnabird
Summary: Eat! Look at the feast I've laid out for you. No fancy forks, it's girl dinner so just open wide.
Pass It On Over (Dice Punks (Podcast))
written and performed by
PodbyDenois
Summary: Lyssa unleashes Mavia to deal with a specific Nobilis problem, and shares the benefits with her companions.
Hunger as a Metaphor (Fandom - Fandom)
written by
klb and
rockinhamburger, performed by
klb
Summary: A filk about the strange relationship between us fans and the objects of our fannish affections.
To the tune of "Illness as a Metaphor" by Michael Friedman, from the musical Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson.
My Blorbo (Fandom - Fandom, Multi-Fandom)
written and performed by
Ceewelsh
Summary: The highs and lows of having a blorbo
Chain 2
Destiel is Canon (Now) (Supernatural (TV 2005))
written and performed by
Elle_dubs
Summary: Destiel Day memorialized in the best way I know how
NurseyDex Forever (Check Please! (Webcomic))
written and performed by
ChaosKiro
Summary: NurseyDex propaganda set to classic Danish rock like it was always meant to be.
Binge, Scroll, Read (Fandom - Fandom)
written by and performed by
esbielle
Summary: A filk about the phases of fandom experience, based on personal experience.
Set to "Sayonakidori" by Band Maid.
This Fandom Doesn't Write (Fandom - Fandom)
written and performed by
Wereflamingo
Summary: A filk to the tune of This Town Gets Around by Margo Price, complaining about how some of my favorite canons have active fandoms, but no fic.
Write My Way Out (No Fandom, Hamilton - Miranda)
written and performed by
contritecactite and
MimiHylea
Chain 3
as i roved out [dybbuk version] (The Forbidden Book - Sacha Lamb)
written and performed by
septemberbells
Summary: Dybbuks, demons, and angels to be found when roving out in Esrog!
Criminal Minds - Filk - Pink Pony Club (Criminal Minds (US TV))
written and performed by
hurricanearia
Teacher, student, friend (Naruto (Anime & Manga))
written by
Big_bunbun, performed by
AppleSapling
Sunny Afternoon?? (Fandom - Fandom)
written and performed by
mahons_ondine
Summary: After Happily Ever After, now with Therapy~
Golden (陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù)
written by
irrationalpie, performed by
nonplussed
Summary:
Up, up, up
With arms open
Lifting each other and holdin'
Gonna be, gonna be golden
Cam, Can We Please Go to the Beach? (The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir)
written and performed by
horchata
Summary:
Nona asks to go float with the jellies to the tune of "Light A Roman Candle With Me" by FUN.
Chain 4
Carry on my Wayward Writer (Filk - Fandom, No Fandom)
written and performed by
Dr_Fumbles_McStupid
Summary: Your fic was almost done, but then those darned plot bunnies came along
Soon May a Captain Come (Time to Orbit: Unknown - Derin Edala)
written and performed by
Mousek
Summary: What I imagine Aspen singing as they work alone on the ship, adding verses as time goes on.
Two Fireflies (어쩌면 해피엔딩 - Aronson/박 | Maybe Happy Ending - Aronson/Park)
written and performed by
ShakespeareStoleMyURL
Summary: Picture this
Sparkling sky
Darkest night filled with creatures so bright
Little robots fly by
Find out where they’re going
a ballad of Oliver telling their story to Claire without her remembering it's about them
Wild (The Wild Robot (2024))
written and performed by
R2C2
Summary: Wild [adjective]: living or growing in the natural environment, not controlled or touched by humans.
Robot (Fandom For Robots - Vina Jie-Min Prasad)
written and performed by
wilfriede0815
Summary: A filk about Computron and personhood and how he doesn't have any feelings, that's impossible.
D.U.M.B. (The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells)
written and performed by
bluegeekEM
Summary: Humans are just...
A Murderbot Diaries filk set to the Nat King Cole version of "L.O.V.E.'
Chain 5
Not Kore (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)
written and performed by
legonerd
Summary: The starting theme is supernatural.
Cantilena Mysteriosa (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)
written and performed by
SerenaEW
Summary: How do you worship a deity who is not to be named?
OR: a classical music filk loosely exploring the Eleusinian Mysteries.
Che si puo fare - What can you do? (Original Work)
written and performed by
Mangacat
Summary: The voices of worship reach the heavens and they never stop - but what if You cannot reach back?
A Lament For The Jedi (Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types)
written and performed by
farkenshnoffingottom
Summary: A lament for the Jedi as Order 66 goes out
A filk set to Luigi Pozzi's lament "Così dal lungo sangue sparso"
Chain 1
[filk] tridentari girl (The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir)
written and performed by
Summary: Coronabeth is a Tridentari Girl in an Undying World
set to Aqua's Barbie Girl
Gideon Is On the Menu (The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir)
written and performed by
Summary: Eat! Look at the feast I've laid out for you. No fancy forks, it's girl dinner so just open wide.
Pass It On Over (Dice Punks (Podcast))
written and performed by
Summary: Lyssa unleashes Mavia to deal with a specific Nobilis problem, and shares the benefits with her companions.
Hunger as a Metaphor (Fandom - Fandom)
written by
Summary: A filk about the strange relationship between us fans and the objects of our fannish affections.
To the tune of "Illness as a Metaphor" by Michael Friedman, from the musical Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson.
My Blorbo (Fandom - Fandom, Multi-Fandom)
written and performed by
Summary: The highs and lows of having a blorbo
Chain 2
Destiel is Canon (Now) (Supernatural (TV 2005))
written and performed by
Summary: Destiel Day memorialized in the best way I know how
NurseyDex Forever (Check Please! (Webcomic))
written and performed by
Summary: NurseyDex propaganda set to classic Danish rock like it was always meant to be.
Binge, Scroll, Read (Fandom - Fandom)
written by and performed by
Summary: A filk about the phases of fandom experience, based on personal experience.
Set to "Sayonakidori" by Band Maid.
This Fandom Doesn't Write (Fandom - Fandom)
written and performed by
Summary: A filk to the tune of This Town Gets Around by Margo Price, complaining about how some of my favorite canons have active fandoms, but no fic.
Write My Way Out (No Fandom, Hamilton - Miranda)
written and performed by
Chain 3
as i roved out [dybbuk version] (The Forbidden Book - Sacha Lamb)
written and performed by
Summary: Dybbuks, demons, and angels to be found when roving out in Esrog!
Criminal Minds - Filk - Pink Pony Club (Criminal Minds (US TV))
written and performed by
Teacher, student, friend (Naruto (Anime & Manga))
written by
Sunny Afternoon?? (Fandom - Fandom)
written and performed by
Summary: After Happily Ever After, now with Therapy~
Golden (陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù)
written by
Summary:
Up, up, up
With arms open
Lifting each other and holdin'
Gonna be, gonna be golden
Cam, Can We Please Go to the Beach? (The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir)
written and performed by
Summary:
Cam, can we please go to the beach
Just a little dip in
Please can I go swimmin’
I promise if we go that I’ll eat
One whole entire egg
Or mush down to the dregs
Nona asks to go float with the jellies to the tune of "Light A Roman Candle With Me" by FUN.
Chain 4
Carry on my Wayward Writer (Filk - Fandom, No Fandom)
written and performed by
Summary: Your fic was almost done, but then those darned plot bunnies came along
Soon May a Captain Come (Time to Orbit: Unknown - Derin Edala)
written and performed by
Summary: What I imagine Aspen singing as they work alone on the ship, adding verses as time goes on.
Two Fireflies (어쩌면 해피엔딩 - Aronson/박 | Maybe Happy Ending - Aronson/Park)
written and performed by
Summary: Picture this
Sparkling sky
Darkest night filled with creatures so bright
Little robots fly by
Find out where they’re going
a ballad of Oliver telling their story to Claire without her remembering it's about them
Wild (The Wild Robot (2024))
written and performed by
Summary: Wild [adjective]: living or growing in the natural environment, not controlled or touched by humans.
Robot (Fandom For Robots - Vina Jie-Min Prasad)
written and performed by
Summary: A filk about Computron and personhood and how he doesn't have any feelings, that's impossible.
D.U.M.B. (The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells)
written and performed by
Summary: Humans are just...
A Murderbot Diaries filk set to the Nat King Cole version of "L.O.V.E.'
Chain 5
Not Kore (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)
written and performed by
Summary: The starting theme is supernatural.
Cantilena Mysteriosa (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)
written and performed by
Summary: How do you worship a deity who is not to be named?
OR: a classical music filk loosely exploring the Eleusinian Mysteries.
Che si puo fare - What can you do? (Original Work)
written and performed by
Summary: The voices of worship reach the heavens and they never stop - but what if You cannot reach back?
A Lament For The Jedi (Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types)
written and performed by
Summary: A lament for the Jedi as Order 66 goes out
A filk set to Luigi Pozzi's lament "Così dal lungo sangue sparso"
Day 10 Reveals 2025
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Blank Slate (魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV))
written by
Alwritey87, performed by
pass_the_salt
Summary: "I can't blame him." Wei Wuxian finished lamely. "If he wasn't the most perfect husband in the world, no way would he have known who it was."
"I recognized you." Jiang Cheng nudged him. "First, by the way."
"You thought every demonic cultivator was me for like what, thirteen years?" But he couldn't deny it. Somehow, the make-up, the act, the new body, hadn't been enough to hide behind. Jiang Cheng had known.
Or how, after a year, Wei Wuxian finally has time to think about what it really means to be in a stranger's body.
Happy Ever After (The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Hawkeye (Marvel Comics))
written by
42donotpanic, performed by
429_CarCrash
Summary: Clint Barton liked his Soulmark.
It meant that he didn't have to worry about dating--and relationships failing, because he always had the excuse that they weren't meant to last.
But... Maybe he had been wrong about that all along, because that new regular really was cute...
---
Bucky Barnes didn't care about his Soulmark.
He was going to find his Soulmate sooner or later, but that didn't mean he had to waste the time in between waiting around.
Right now, he had moved back to his home town, down one arm and his bike, and he sure wasn't going to let his life get ruined any more than that.
---
OR: A Story about how Clint found his Happy Ever After long before he found his soulmate.
Hoid's Spectacular (and entirely accurate) Puppet Portrayal of the Lord Ruler's Defeat (Mistborn - Brandon Sanderson, Cosmere - Brandon Sanderson)
written by
BubblesKat, performed by
DragonSaphiraReads
Summary: Come one, come all! Come, gather round and witness the spectacular (and entirely accurate) story of how the Ascendant Warrior killed the Lord Ruler, told by the magnificent puppeteer Hoid!
“And his decently good sidekick!”
A Bit on the Mild Side (Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types)
written by
nemorps, performed by
Elle_dubs
Summary: When Peter first hooked up with Deadpool, he had a feeling he was in for a wild ride, and he'd been right. Deadpool was absurd, and there really didn't seem to be any kink that was off the table. They'd done everything from food porn to bondage to bladder extension. Deadpool wanted to try it all, and Peter was game.
So it was with a hefty bout of confidence that Peter approached his partner one evening and said low into Wade's ear from behind, "I want to try something new."
OR
Peter wants to try sex with his powers, then decides maybe he doesn't want to do that. Wade helps him figure out why.
GUMSHOE (전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong)
written by
timegoesby, performed by
mistynrisky
Summary: A hard-boiled detective, a distraught dame with an odd problem, and a mastermind behind the scenes — together, they'll work to assemble a little mystery where nothing is quite as it seems.
[Sub Scenario - Embedded Narrative has started.]
Thank You For The Music [text, audio] (Warehouse 13)
written by
Lavendelhummel, performed by
blackglass,
Flowerparrish,
klb,
Lavendelhummel, and
lilolilyrae
Summary: Helena likes singing ABBA lovesongs to Myka. Post-series, post-marriage, post-working through everything, she does so at breakfast. Certain witnesses to that occurrence call for a Mamma Mia movie night. But they are still associated to the warehouse… and the warehouse tries its hand at ABBA-meddling (pun intended). I don’t think you need to know the movie to understand, but it might be more fun ;)
Journey to Points Camp (Fandom-Fandom), Pay Attention To Me (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine), and Slashing Our Shows! (Fandom-Fandom) written by
Aether, performed by
horchatapods
Summary: A trio of filks
The Disappearance of Robin Buckley (Stranger Things (TV 2016), Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV))
written by
flipflop_diva, performed by
reena_jenkins
Summary: They were supposed to sign a simple NDA and put the whole Russian bunker incident behind them. But that is not at all what happened to Nancy Wheeler and Robin Buckley.
Audiophile (Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King)
written by
SweetPollyOliver and
redtailedhawk90, performed by
SweetPollyOliver and
redtailedhawk90
Summary: Lydia never expected to meet her favourite audio erotica creator by accidentally clocking him at work. But then, nothing about Lawrence was expected.
La Meowpera: A Tragedy In Three Acts (No Fandom, Original Work)
written by
PresidentHades, performed by
mybelleclochette,
farkenshnoffingottom,
SerenaEW,
septemberbells,
horchata,
minnabird,
AppleSapling, and
Gavilan
Summary: An emotional, heart-wrenching, meowsical experience that will have you weeping into your bowl of Fancy Feast!
Come listen to the tragic tail of Madame Pawletta, a former opera star who finds herself facing her greatest rival yet…her own kitten, Catterina!
What will Pawletta do when her own daughter receives more admeowration than she ever did? What on earth is that orange tom doing caterwauling beneath Catterina’s balcony? Will the mysterious butler Clawdio ever speak more than just one “meow” at a time?
(AKA a parody of grand opera, with a complete musical cast and written lyrics so you can read along while listening.)
Five Times Eddie Stops Steve From Getting Them Axe Murdered and the One Time He Doesn’t (Stranger Things (TV 2016))
written by
Artaxlivs, performed by
N0Connections,
amanita_fierce,
Schittposting,
patientanxiety,
wi22iou, and
steddiestories
Summary: Everyone knows that summer camp staff cannot drink, do drugs or have sex.
Do you want to get axe murdered? Because that's how you get axe murdered, Steve.
secret symphonies [text, audio] (แค่เพื่อนครับเพื่อน | Bad Buddy: the Series (TV))
written by
becomingabeing, performed by
ineedtodomylaundry
Summary: Pa was fifteen when her bond manifested. It was late and she was huddled under the covers, sneakily reading manga on her phone when it happened. The first notes of music were almost inaudible, a melody whispered into the night and carried by the breeze. The realisation was immediate. This was no ordinary music—it came not from the outside, but from within Pa.
It was soulbond music.
Gusu Summer Camp: A Dating Sim - Expanded Edition (陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon))
written by
nonplussed and
daisydiversions, performed by
XxMiserySmilesxX,
semperfiona,
sunkitten_shash,
KeriArentikai,
kisahawklin,
nonplussed,
LadyEn,
ImpureLily,
Gavilan, and
Wonderlandian_Geek
Summary:
Now updated with new content!
written by
Summary: "I can't blame him." Wei Wuxian finished lamely. "If he wasn't the most perfect husband in the world, no way would he have known who it was."
"I recognized you." Jiang Cheng nudged him. "First, by the way."
"You thought every demonic cultivator was me for like what, thirteen years?" But he couldn't deny it. Somehow, the make-up, the act, the new body, hadn't been enough to hide behind. Jiang Cheng had known.
Or how, after a year, Wei Wuxian finally has time to think about what it really means to be in a stranger's body.
Happy Ever After (The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Hawkeye (Marvel Comics))
written by
Summary: Clint Barton liked his Soulmark.
It meant that he didn't have to worry about dating--and relationships failing, because he always had the excuse that they weren't meant to last.
But... Maybe he had been wrong about that all along, because that new regular really was cute...
---
Bucky Barnes didn't care about his Soulmark.
He was going to find his Soulmate sooner or later, but that didn't mean he had to waste the time in between waiting around.
Right now, he had moved back to his home town, down one arm and his bike, and he sure wasn't going to let his life get ruined any more than that.
---
OR: A Story about how Clint found his Happy Ever After long before he found his soulmate.
Hoid's Spectacular (and entirely accurate) Puppet Portrayal of the Lord Ruler's Defeat (Mistborn - Brandon Sanderson, Cosmere - Brandon Sanderson)
written by
Summary: Come one, come all! Come, gather round and witness the spectacular (and entirely accurate) story of how the Ascendant Warrior killed the Lord Ruler, told by the magnificent puppeteer Hoid!
“And his decently good sidekick!”
A Bit on the Mild Side (Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types)
written by
Summary: When Peter first hooked up with Deadpool, he had a feeling he was in for a wild ride, and he'd been right. Deadpool was absurd, and there really didn't seem to be any kink that was off the table. They'd done everything from food porn to bondage to bladder extension. Deadpool wanted to try it all, and Peter was game.
So it was with a hefty bout of confidence that Peter approached his partner one evening and said low into Wade's ear from behind, "I want to try something new."
OR
Peter wants to try sex with his powers, then decides maybe he doesn't want to do that. Wade helps him figure out why.
GUMSHOE (전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong)
written by
Summary: A hard-boiled detective, a distraught dame with an odd problem, and a mastermind behind the scenes — together, they'll work to assemble a little mystery where nothing is quite as it seems.
[Sub Scenario - Embedded Narrative has started.]
Thank You For The Music [text, audio] (Warehouse 13)
written by
Summary: Helena likes singing ABBA lovesongs to Myka. Post-series, post-marriage, post-working through everything, she does so at breakfast. Certain witnesses to that occurrence call for a Mamma Mia movie night. But they are still associated to the warehouse… and the warehouse tries its hand at ABBA-meddling (pun intended). I don’t think you need to know the movie to understand, but it might be more fun ;)
Journey to Points Camp (Fandom-Fandom), Pay Attention To Me (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine), and Slashing Our Shows! (Fandom-Fandom) written by
Summary: A trio of filks
The Disappearance of Robin Buckley (Stranger Things (TV 2016), Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV))
written by
Summary: They were supposed to sign a simple NDA and put the whole Russian bunker incident behind them. But that is not at all what happened to Nancy Wheeler and Robin Buckley.
Audiophile (Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King)
written by
Summary: Lydia never expected to meet her favourite audio erotica creator by accidentally clocking him at work. But then, nothing about Lawrence was expected.
La Meowpera: A Tragedy In Three Acts (No Fandom, Original Work)
written by
Summary: An emotional, heart-wrenching, meowsical experience that will have you weeping into your bowl of Fancy Feast!
Come listen to the tragic tail of Madame Pawletta, a former opera star who finds herself facing her greatest rival yet…her own kitten, Catterina!
What will Pawletta do when her own daughter receives more admeowration than she ever did? What on earth is that orange tom doing caterwauling beneath Catterina’s balcony? Will the mysterious butler Clawdio ever speak more than just one “meow” at a time?
(AKA a parody of grand opera, with a complete musical cast and written lyrics so you can read along while listening.)
Five Times Eddie Stops Steve From Getting Them Axe Murdered and the One Time He Doesn’t (Stranger Things (TV 2016))
written by
Summary: Everyone knows that summer camp staff cannot drink, do drugs or have sex.
Do you want to get axe murdered? Because that's how you get axe murdered, Steve.
secret symphonies [text, audio] (แค่เพื่อนครับเพื่อน | Bad Buddy: the Series (TV))
written by
Summary: Pa was fifteen when her bond manifested. It was late and she was huddled under the covers, sneakily reading manga on her phone when it happened. The first notes of music were almost inaudible, a melody whispered into the night and carried by the breeze. The realisation was immediate. This was no ordinary music—it came not from the outside, but from within Pa.
It was soulbond music.
Gusu Summer Camp: A Dating Sim - Expanded Edition (陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon))
written by
Summary:
Will Jiang Cheng find a date for the lantern lighting festival at the end of Gusu Summer Camp, or will he break Nie Huaisang's and Wei Wuxian's legs first? Play this fully voiced MDZS visual novel to find out!
Average playtime: 1-1.5 hours
Now updated with new content!
FFA DW Post #2351 - 🎶 Spins a web, any size / Covers dick, also thighs
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Spider nudes, spider nudes
Sent to nonnie by spider dudes ...🎶
Well hang on now, nonny. If the dick and thighs are covered by the web, is it really a nude?
Sure! The dick still coyly peeks through the spiderweb, like lacy peekaboo panties. It's classy.
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괴담출근 (GSGW): GSGW Reverse Big Bang 2026
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Jin Nasol of GSGW, with text saying 1 Day Reverse Big Bang. Credit to happ13unni
Description: A collaborative fan event between Artists & Authors for
Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story, I Still Have to Go to Work (GSGW)
by Baek Deoksoo.
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A Homecoming for Robins (Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics))
written by
DayenuRose, performed by
Litra
Summary: What started as a simple surveillance case became something so much more when Robin spies Jason Todd stealing tires. The problem--Jason is supposed to be dead!
Now Robin is on the much more difficult case to bring Jason home.
Winging Against the Storm (Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), Agent Carter (TV))
written by
nineofhearts, performed by
Cinnamonbunprotectionagency
Summary: Set during WWII, Peggy has joined the WASPs flying planes for her country in the US, while Steve (no-serum) is a ground mechanic for the Army’s airfleet. Steve is stationed at an airfield that Peggy occasionally ferries planes to, creating an opportunity for them to meet one day when Peggy’s plane almost falls out of the sky.
The Apothecary's Self Saving System [text, audio] (人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime), 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Manga))
written by
XxMiserySmilesxX, performed by
MathematicalSparkles
Summary: So Shen Yuan is kidnapped and taken to the Inner Huan Hua Palace to serve as an maid just a few months after she FINALLY made it as an apothecary? Excellent. Just excellent! Add in a few murder-mysteries, a whole lot of poison, a gaggle of Ladies in Waiting, and a certain curly-haired eunuch who won't leave her the fuck alone, and it seems she has her work cut out for her. Now for the main issue: keeping her head attached to her neck in the process!
Resonance, or Patrick's Podcast (Schitt's Creek)
written by
rockinhamburger, performed by
Amanita_Fierce
Summary: You’re listening to Mind Your Small Business, a podcast to help you with your small business. I’m your host, Patrick. Welcome to the first episode of this show. My husband David says I should start with a “brief biography to help brand myself as a trustworthy source” and if that isn’t good business advice, I don’t know what is.
Patrick starts a podcast about running a small business. His husband is a pretty central figure.
Dispatch from a Hidden War (Animorphs - Katherine A. Applegate)
written by
Poetry, performed by
Talviaamu,
Poetry,
Bauglamir,
horchatapods,
redtailedhawk90,
AppleSapling,
klb, and
Aether
Summary: After the end of the Andalite-Yeerk War, National Public Radio puts out a news series looking back on the events of a war against Earth that most of the planet never knew about. Today on Dispatch from a Hidden War, we hear about a hidden tragedy that played out one sunny night in the Arctic Circle.
Starwatchers [text, audio] (The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types)
written by
deliciousblizzardshark, performed by
mistbornhero
Summary: Lilt: Hi friends, I’m Lilt Feray
Chix: And I’m Chix Manro
Lilt: and this is Starwatchers, your one-stop source for all Luke Skywalker news, sightings and trivia
“don’t shoot” and other bad ways to meet your soulmate [text, audio] (Marvel Cinematic Universe)
written by
ziazippy5379, performed by
semperfiona
Summary: Natasha wanted out, wanted a new life away from Russia. She wanted more control over her life, and the only way she could find with even the slightest chance was by going with the agent known as Hawkeye.
We Still Miss You, Old Friend (Merrily We Roll Along - Sondheim/Furth)
written by
septemberbells, performed by
horchatapods
Summary: A few scant months after Gussie followed Frank out of that disastrous interview, she sees Mary in another news studio. She has the completely undignified urge to hiss like the stray cat that drops in at her place no less than once a week for the food she pretends not to feed it, to guard her territory, her career, her life. "I'm the star here," she doesn't say. Lord help her, she thinks it, though.
The Royal Invitation (Disney Theatrical Animated Universe, Frozen (Disney Movies), Beauty and the Beast - All Media Types, Moana (Disney Animated Movies), Aladdin (Disney Animated Movies))
written by
flipflop_diva, performed by
J0305
Summary: Dear Disney Princesses,
Your presence is humbly requested at a Royal Gathering unlike no other — where royalty can come together to relax, to learn and to lead their kingdoms into the future!
The invitation came without fanfare and without a signer. The actual gathering was even worse.
between the saltwater and the sea-strand (Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005))
written by
shadowsong26, performed by
Elle_dubs
Summary: For a moment, between Zuko’s ship exploding and Iroh finding him on the beach, the world holds its breath.
a memory in the attic (Warehouse 13)
written by
coffee_and_cardamom, performed by
thunder_of_dragons
Summary: The Warehouse remembers.
Three moments, forgotten in time. Or: Claudia endures.
she likes me for me (Dimension 20 (Web Series))
written by
travvymybeloved, performed by
Poluche
Summary: Fig was no stranger to playing as an adult. She was known for it, really, throwing herself into relationship drama with whatever workforce she could weasel her way into. Jawbone had had so many concerned conversations about it with her. She had just never been herself in an adult relationship, and with the realization that she had an adult life now came the realization that Ayda had been living one already.
Fig would hang the stars in the sky for Ayda if given the opportunity. Failing that, for now, she could settle for upgrading them to a proper adult relationship. She had fun with being young, typical teenagers, but she was great at rolling with the punches. Her life had changed, so now her relationship would change. That’s how these things went.
She just had to figure out what a proper adult relationship entailed.
'cause dying on your lips is how i wanna go [text, audio] (Our Flag Means Death (TV))
written by
shadoweddepths, performed by
coveredinbees
Summary: Izzy can’t help it if he notices Bonnet sometimes. If his eyes land on the bulge of muscle under Bonnet’s rolled-up sleeves. If he occasionally wonders what it might be like to have those hands on him, those delicate and unscarred hands. If he thinks about the shape of Bonnet’s mouth, the curve of his lips and the particular quirk of his self-satisfied smile. If he just – just looks, sometimes, in ways he should definitely not be looking at his fucking boyfriend’s boyfriend.
“I’ve seen the way you look at me,” he says as if he can read Izzy’s mind. “I’ve seen you stare at my mouth.”
“You’ve seen jack shit,” Izzy retorts. Like fuck is he going to admit to any of that.
“I know what I’ve seen, Israel.”
Oh, fuck. The sound of his full name, spoken like that, sends shivers racing down his side. It’s a fight to keep his body in check, to keep himself from visibly reacting. He feels like he’s balanced on the edge of the cliff, still waiting to see which side he’s going to fall down. Like a step in either direction will irrevocably change his life in ways he hasn’t even realized yet.
written by
Summary: What started as a simple surveillance case became something so much more when Robin spies Jason Todd stealing tires. The problem--Jason is supposed to be dead!
Now Robin is on the much more difficult case to bring Jason home.
Winging Against the Storm (Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), Agent Carter (TV))
written by
Summary: Set during WWII, Peggy has joined the WASPs flying planes for her country in the US, while Steve (no-serum) is a ground mechanic for the Army’s airfleet. Steve is stationed at an airfield that Peggy occasionally ferries planes to, creating an opportunity for them to meet one day when Peggy’s plane almost falls out of the sky.
The Apothecary's Self Saving System [text, audio] (人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime), 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Manga))
written by
Summary: So Shen Yuan is kidnapped and taken to the Inner Huan Hua Palace to serve as an maid just a few months after she FINALLY made it as an apothecary? Excellent. Just excellent! Add in a few murder-mysteries, a whole lot of poison, a gaggle of Ladies in Waiting, and a certain curly-haired eunuch who won't leave her the fuck alone, and it seems she has her work cut out for her. Now for the main issue: keeping her head attached to her neck in the process!
Resonance, or Patrick's Podcast (Schitt's Creek)
written by
Summary: You’re listening to Mind Your Small Business, a podcast to help you with your small business. I’m your host, Patrick. Welcome to the first episode of this show. My husband David says I should start with a “brief biography to help brand myself as a trustworthy source” and if that isn’t good business advice, I don’t know what is.
Patrick starts a podcast about running a small business. His husband is a pretty central figure.
Dispatch from a Hidden War (Animorphs - Katherine A. Applegate)
written by
Summary: After the end of the Andalite-Yeerk War, National Public Radio puts out a news series looking back on the events of a war against Earth that most of the planet never knew about. Today on Dispatch from a Hidden War, we hear about a hidden tragedy that played out one sunny night in the Arctic Circle.
Starwatchers [text, audio] (The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types)
written by
Summary: Lilt: Hi friends, I’m Lilt Feray
Chix: And I’m Chix Manro
Lilt: and this is Starwatchers, your one-stop source for all Luke Skywalker news, sightings and trivia
“don’t shoot” and other bad ways to meet your soulmate [text, audio] (Marvel Cinematic Universe)
written by
Summary: Natasha wanted out, wanted a new life away from Russia. She wanted more control over her life, and the only way she could find with even the slightest chance was by going with the agent known as Hawkeye.
We Still Miss You, Old Friend (Merrily We Roll Along - Sondheim/Furth)
written by
Summary: A few scant months after Gussie followed Frank out of that disastrous interview, she sees Mary in another news studio. She has the completely undignified urge to hiss like the stray cat that drops in at her place no less than once a week for the food she pretends not to feed it, to guard her territory, her career, her life. "I'm the star here," she doesn't say. Lord help her, she thinks it, though.
The Royal Invitation (Disney Theatrical Animated Universe, Frozen (Disney Movies), Beauty and the Beast - All Media Types, Moana (Disney Animated Movies), Aladdin (Disney Animated Movies))
written by
Summary: Dear Disney Princesses,
Your presence is humbly requested at a Royal Gathering unlike no other — where royalty can come together to relax, to learn and to lead their kingdoms into the future!
The invitation came without fanfare and without a signer. The actual gathering was even worse.
between the saltwater and the sea-strand (Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005))
written by
Summary: For a moment, between Zuko’s ship exploding and Iroh finding him on the beach, the world holds its breath.
a memory in the attic (Warehouse 13)
written by
Summary: The Warehouse remembers.
Three moments, forgotten in time. Or: Claudia endures.
she likes me for me (Dimension 20 (Web Series))
written by
Summary: Fig was no stranger to playing as an adult. She was known for it, really, throwing herself into relationship drama with whatever workforce she could weasel her way into. Jawbone had had so many concerned conversations about it with her. She had just never been herself in an adult relationship, and with the realization that she had an adult life now came the realization that Ayda had been living one already.
Fig would hang the stars in the sky for Ayda if given the opportunity. Failing that, for now, she could settle for upgrading them to a proper adult relationship. She had fun with being young, typical teenagers, but she was great at rolling with the punches. Her life had changed, so now her relationship would change. That’s how these things went.
She just had to figure out what a proper adult relationship entailed.
'cause dying on your lips is how i wanna go [text, audio] (Our Flag Means Death (TV))
written by
Summary: Izzy can’t help it if he notices Bonnet sometimes. If his eyes land on the bulge of muscle under Bonnet’s rolled-up sleeves. If he occasionally wonders what it might be like to have those hands on him, those delicate and unscarred hands. If he thinks about the shape of Bonnet’s mouth, the curve of his lips and the particular quirk of his self-satisfied smile. If he just – just looks, sometimes, in ways he should definitely not be looking at his fucking boyfriend’s boyfriend.
“I’ve seen the way you look at me,” he says as if he can read Izzy’s mind. “I’ve seen you stare at my mouth.”
“You’ve seen jack shit,” Izzy retorts. Like fuck is he going to admit to any of that.
“I know what I’ve seen, Israel.”
Oh, fuck. The sound of his full name, spoken like that, sends shivers racing down his side. It’s a fight to keep his body in check, to keep himself from visibly reacting. He feels like he’s balanced on the edge of the cliff, still waiting to see which side he’s going to fall down. Like a step in either direction will irrevocably change his life in ways he hasn’t even realized yet.
FFA DW Post #2350 - My briefscase
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Meme, I need a reality check. If you’re going on a 5-day trip, how many pairs of underwear do you pack?
So on a two week trip I'm bringing 28 and for three weeks it's 42 or at what point do we assume I can wash them in the sink or find a laundromat?
I just bring an extra suitcase filled to the brim with underwear.
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Day 8 Reveals 2025
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"Your body or mine?" [text, audio] (The Magicians (TV))
written by
OfTheDirewolves, performed by
Koschei_B
Summary: Eliot Waugh got kicked out of Brakebills right after coming back from South which means he wasn't there to greet one Quentin Coldwater.
Brakebills Student Quentin Coldwater meets Hedge Witch Eliot Waugh and somehow that makes all the difference
The Lady's Favor (Check Please! (Webcomic))
written by
Denois, performed by
MistbornHero
Summary: Working at least three jobs at the faire doesn't leave a lot of time in Will's schedule, but it's pretty rewarding. Especially when he meets the lovely and serious Lady Isabella and is granted her favor before his job as a tournament knight.
Derek only has certain times that he can manage to flirt as a prince of the faire, but he's determined to make it work this time by giving Sir William a special favor before the tournament. Obviously, his plan is flawless and his flirtations will finally work.
The Nomadic Tea Shop (Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005))
written by
Burdenedwithpointlesspurpose, performed by
thunder_of_dragons
Summary: Spending some downtime with Aang, who is very happy to talk about tea with his Uncle, Zuko reflects a bit on how his life has turned out. Sure, it sounds boring and mundane, traveling around the world selling tea, but it’s a simplicity he greatly enjoys. Quite the contrast to being the sitting Fire Lord… and the Avatar’s soulmate. Luckily, there is tea for that, that they can happily share.
and the first time that you kissed me i drank dry the river lethe (Good Omens (TV))
written by
shadoweddepths, performed by
Elle_dubs
Summary: Aziraphale turns his head at just the right moment, just the right angle – and Crawley leans in with just the right intention – that what would have been a friendly peck on the cheek, a perfectly respectable human custom of farewell, turns into –
Into a kiss.
A real, honest-to-God kiss.
It’s –
Warm.
He discovers that Crawley’s lips are warm and soft and achingly gentle. That he takes a sharp breath when he’s caught by surprise, a puff of air that Aziraphale can feel against his skin. That he leans into the contact, into that brief, tantalizing touch, before his whole body stiffens and he pulls away.
five times Aziraphale and Crowley kiss, and the one time it matters
You're Just a Chance I Take to Keep on Dreaming (All For The Game - Nora Sakavic)
written by
Opalsong, performed by
flowerparrish,
mistbornhero,
opalsong, and Sophie
Summary: Jean was gorgeous on his knees. Jeremy had to keep it together and not dissolve into a puddle of gay desire as he taught his ex-Raven switch!teammate that kneeling didn't require pain and came with the promise of boundaries and respect. He didn't expect for Jean to eventually turn the tables on him and show him that Jeremy wasn't really a brat. Just a very gay sub who also needed respect during a scene.
Late shift [text, audio] (Naruto (Anime & Manga))
written by
Big_bunbun, performed by
AppleSapling
Summary: Iruka gets a visitor on his late night shift.
better days (are coming) (山河令 | Word of Honor (TV 2021))
written by
coffee_and_cardamom, performed by
Gavilan
Summary: Grief, Wen Kexing, has discovered, is a funny thing. Oftentimes, it doesn’t look that different from joy. It creeps up on you, quiet and sneaky as an assassin of the Window of Heaven, and then stays there, lying in wait until you are at your most vulnerable. One moment, you’re doing fine, and the next you’re curled up, because there is glass in your throat and you can’t breathe.
That is the thing about turning your grief into revenge. What do you do when it’s over? When you’ve killed them all, and the only person left standing is you?
Or: Wen Kexing, and Zhou Zishu through the years.
Stuck in the Middle With You (Supernatural (TV 2005))
written by
darali_starscream,
jinkieswouldyoulookatthis, and
Sam_Is_My_Safe_Word, performed by
talltalesandbedtimestories
Summary: Sam and Dean have been told, time and time again, that they argue like an old married couple. It used to bother them. But when you spend your life with someone, regardless of who that someone is, you’re bound to have disagreements about things like money—how you get it and what you spend it on. Here are three little moments over the years when money was an issue and how priorities change when you learn to accept and appreciate what you’ve got.
A Picnic in the Arboretum (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)
written by
RisalSoran, performed by
BardicRavenReads
Summary: Garak has finished his work for the day; his feline companion, Jade, has made it clear that she does not want him to begin the next day's work; and Julian has stopped by with a most ... interesting ... suggestion: that the two of them participate in the rather ridiculous human tradition of packing food merely to eat it out-of-doors while sitting on the floor. Yet perhaps bringing food to eat while one happens to be out-of-doors for the purpose of participating in another activity - such as walking through a garden and caring for its plants - even if it were someone silly to do while the 'outdoor' location is merely a simulation of such a location - may not be such a silly idea, after all ... and even it is, participating in such an activity because one's ... dear Doctor wishes to do so may not be such a bad idea at all.
The Apple of Knowledge (Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Batman - All Media Types)
written by
Dokuhan, performed by
NotBatman52
Summary: Ra's made Tim an offer he couldn't refuse, and it backfired on him as expected.
It's even worse when the family finds out.
Smoke and Mirrors (Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling)
written by
cardoon, performed by
mangotart_reads
Summary: The Mirror of Erised is a powerful tool, and Dumbledore wields it deftly, using the haunting image of Lily's eyes to guilt Severus first into forgiving, and then befriending, Lily's son.
But soon, that very same mirror may drive Snape and Harry apart. When it appears in an unused classroom, both Snape and Harry are determined to have it to themselves. But who will win that argument -- who has a stronger claim to Lily's gaze?
And will their relationship survive the conflict?
Clorox as a Love Language (방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS)
written by
strangecobwebs, performed by
celli
Summary: Hoseok tossed his bag on the floor and put his (empty, broken) travel mug on his desk. He carefully pulled off his dripping wet coat so he didn't splatter raindrops all over his monitors and desk, and hung it on the hook on the back wall of his cube. Once that was done, he stood directly in front of his chair (if this chair rolled out from under him during his little fit, he might actually cry) and dropped down into it with an audible, "Hmph," and a pout.
Yoongi was picking up something from the printer that sat right outside Hoseok’s cube and looked over at him with a raised eyebrow. "Everything okay?" he asked.
Hoseok groaned and dropped his head onto his desk. "No, everything sucks today," he whined.
written by
Summary: Eliot Waugh got kicked out of Brakebills right after coming back from South which means he wasn't there to greet one Quentin Coldwater.
Brakebills Student Quentin Coldwater meets Hedge Witch Eliot Waugh and somehow that makes all the difference
The Lady's Favor (Check Please! (Webcomic))
written by
Summary: Working at least three jobs at the faire doesn't leave a lot of time in Will's schedule, but it's pretty rewarding. Especially when he meets the lovely and serious Lady Isabella and is granted her favor before his job as a tournament knight.
Derek only has certain times that he can manage to flirt as a prince of the faire, but he's determined to make it work this time by giving Sir William a special favor before the tournament. Obviously, his plan is flawless and his flirtations will finally work.
The Nomadic Tea Shop (Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005))
written by
Summary: Spending some downtime with Aang, who is very happy to talk about tea with his Uncle, Zuko reflects a bit on how his life has turned out. Sure, it sounds boring and mundane, traveling around the world selling tea, but it’s a simplicity he greatly enjoys. Quite the contrast to being the sitting Fire Lord… and the Avatar’s soulmate. Luckily, there is tea for that, that they can happily share.
and the first time that you kissed me i drank dry the river lethe (Good Omens (TV))
written by
Summary: Aziraphale turns his head at just the right moment, just the right angle – and Crawley leans in with just the right intention – that what would have been a friendly peck on the cheek, a perfectly respectable human custom of farewell, turns into –
Into a kiss.
A real, honest-to-God kiss.
It’s –
Warm.
He discovers that Crawley’s lips are warm and soft and achingly gentle. That he takes a sharp breath when he’s caught by surprise, a puff of air that Aziraphale can feel against his skin. That he leans into the contact, into that brief, tantalizing touch, before his whole body stiffens and he pulls away.
five times Aziraphale and Crowley kiss, and the one time it matters
You're Just a Chance I Take to Keep on Dreaming (All For The Game - Nora Sakavic)
written by
Summary: Jean was gorgeous on his knees. Jeremy had to keep it together and not dissolve into a puddle of gay desire as he taught his ex-Raven switch!teammate that kneeling didn't require pain and came with the promise of boundaries and respect. He didn't expect for Jean to eventually turn the tables on him and show him that Jeremy wasn't really a brat. Just a very gay sub who also needed respect during a scene.
Late shift [text, audio] (Naruto (Anime & Manga))
written by
Summary: Iruka gets a visitor on his late night shift.
better days (are coming) (山河令 | Word of Honor (TV 2021))
written by
Summary: Grief, Wen Kexing, has discovered, is a funny thing. Oftentimes, it doesn’t look that different from joy. It creeps up on you, quiet and sneaky as an assassin of the Window of Heaven, and then stays there, lying in wait until you are at your most vulnerable. One moment, you’re doing fine, and the next you’re curled up, because there is glass in your throat and you can’t breathe.
That is the thing about turning your grief into revenge. What do you do when it’s over? When you’ve killed them all, and the only person left standing is you?
Or: Wen Kexing, and Zhou Zishu through the years.
Stuck in the Middle With You (Supernatural (TV 2005))
written by
Summary: Sam and Dean have been told, time and time again, that they argue like an old married couple. It used to bother them. But when you spend your life with someone, regardless of who that someone is, you’re bound to have disagreements about things like money—how you get it and what you spend it on. Here are three little moments over the years when money was an issue and how priorities change when you learn to accept and appreciate what you’ve got.
A Picnic in the Arboretum (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)
written by
Summary: Garak has finished his work for the day; his feline companion, Jade, has made it clear that she does not want him to begin the next day's work; and Julian has stopped by with a most ... interesting ... suggestion: that the two of them participate in the rather ridiculous human tradition of packing food merely to eat it out-of-doors while sitting on the floor. Yet perhaps bringing food to eat while one happens to be out-of-doors for the purpose of participating in another activity - such as walking through a garden and caring for its plants - even if it were someone silly to do while the 'outdoor' location is merely a simulation of such a location - may not be such a silly idea, after all ... and even it is, participating in such an activity because one's ... dear Doctor wishes to do so may not be such a bad idea at all.
The Apple of Knowledge (Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Batman - All Media Types)
written by
Summary: Ra's made Tim an offer he couldn't refuse, and it backfired on him as expected.
It's even worse when the family finds out.
Smoke and Mirrors (Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling)
written by
Summary: The Mirror of Erised is a powerful tool, and Dumbledore wields it deftly, using the haunting image of Lily's eyes to guilt Severus first into forgiving, and then befriending, Lily's son.
But soon, that very same mirror may drive Snape and Harry apart. When it appears in an unused classroom, both Snape and Harry are determined to have it to themselves. But who will win that argument -- who has a stronger claim to Lily's gaze?
And will their relationship survive the conflict?
Clorox as a Love Language (방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS)
written by
Summary: Hoseok tossed his bag on the floor and put his (empty, broken) travel mug on his desk. He carefully pulled off his dripping wet coat so he didn't splatter raindrops all over his monitors and desk, and hung it on the hook on the back wall of his cube. Once that was done, he stood directly in front of his chair (if this chair rolled out from under him during his little fit, he might actually cry) and dropped down into it with an audible, "Hmph," and a pout.
Yoongi was picking up something from the printer that sat right outside Hoseok’s cube and looked over at him with a raised eyebrow. "Everything okay?" he asked.
Hoseok groaned and dropped his head onto his desk. "No, everything sucks today," he whined.
Canon Promo Post 2025
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Please use this post to promote the fandoms you plan to request, or ask for recommendations of canons that suit you! FFFX is a long-haul exchange - someone might not have time to get into your canon before sign-ups close, but they definitely have time to check it out over the course of the exchange overall.
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What is it, in summary?
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What sort of things are you likely to request for it?
Are there sections of canon (rather than the whole canon) that can be consumed by themselves to fulfil your requests, or that showcase particular characters and relationships?
Content notes (ie, rape, incest, racism, gore/violence) - this is at your discretion and is not expected to be comprehensive
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